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Bush Quotes - George, Stupid, Funny
George Bush, the president of the United States, is infamous for not using correct language and stumbling over simple grammar, many funny quotes have been created by him. So here are a few George Bush quotes that he has left us with whilst
in his top position.
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Here are some George W. Bush quotes:
Trying to stop suiciders -- which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion -- is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are
going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by al Qaeda, for
example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow.
May 23 2006
You need to have you a governor in the great state of Mississippi who understands what it means to create an
environment for job growth, who hurts when he hears people are working, and that man is Haley Barbour.
Nov 1 2003
The first choice, and a choice that I think will work with the Iranians is diplomacy. And I believe we can accomplish this
through diplomacy.
May 9 2006
We got to be wise about our energy policy. I happen to believe in nukyular power. I believe nukyular power -- I know
nukyular power is renewable, and it protects the environment.
May 9 2006
If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything.
Nov 2 2000
I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.
Mar 13 2002
You wanna be, uhh, blunt about what has taken place, sometimes when you don't measure, you just shuffle kids through.
Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiter -- literacy level of our children are appalling.
Jan 23 2004
As you notice, when there's a hole in the ground and a person is able to crawl into it in a country the size of California, it
means we're on a scavenger hunt for terror, and find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to
describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data. And we're on it.
Dec 15 2003
People ask me how can they help in the war against terror. My answer is, love a neighbor like you'd like to be loved
yourself.
Aug 22 2002
Higher productivity means that workers earn more.
Sep 1 2003
See, every morning I go into that great Oval Office and read threats to our country -- every morning. As a matter of fact,
there hadn't a morning that hadn't gone by that I haven't saw -- seen or read threats.
Nov 12 2002
And we need to spend money on helping workers who were -- lost their job as a result of the attack of September the
11th. I believe we need to expend -- extend and expand that unemployment benefits to those workers.
Oct 31 2001
I'll give you an interesting idea that took place in Maine. They've got Maine lobstermen are now patrolling the coast on a
volunteer basis to make sure that somebody in a -- somebody carrying something they don't want to carry in a boat
shows up on the coast. I mean, there's all kinds of ways to serve the community.
Jan 31 2002
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Trying to stop suiciders -- which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion -- is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are
going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by al Qaeda, for
example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow.
May 23 2006
You need to have you a governor in the great state of Mississippi who understands what it means to create an
environment for job growth, who hurts when he hears people are working, and that man is Haley Barbour.
Nov 1 2003
The first choice, and a choice that I think will work with the Iranians is diplomacy. And I believe we can accomplish this
through diplomacy.
May 9 2006
We got to be wise about our energy policy. I happen to believe in nukyular power. I believe nukyular power -- I know
nukyular power is renewable, and it protects the environment.
May 9 2006
If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything.
Nov 2 2000
I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.
Mar 13 2002
You wanna be, uhh, blunt about what has taken place, sometimes when you don't measure, you just shuffle kids through.
Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiter -- literacy level of our children are appalling.
Jan 23 2004
As you notice, when there's a hole in the ground and a person is able to crawl into it in a country the size of California, it
means we're on a scavenger hunt for terror, and find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to
describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data. And we're on it.
Dec 15 2003
People ask me how can they help in the war against terror. My answer is, love a neighbor like you'd like to be loved
yourself.
Aug 22 2002
Higher productivity means that workers earn more.
Sep 1 2003
See, every morning I go into that great Oval Office and read threats to our country -- every morning. As a matter of fact,
there hadn't a morning that hadn't gone by that I haven't saw -- seen or read threats.
Nov 12 2002
And we need to spend money on helping workers who were -- lost their job as a result of the attack of September the
11th. I believe we need to expend -- extend and expand that unemployment benefits to those workers.
Oct 31 2001
I'll give you an interesting idea that took place in Maine. They've got Maine lobstermen are now patrolling the coast on a
volunteer basis to make sure that somebody in a -- somebody carrying something they don't want to carry in a boat
shows up on the coast. I mean, there's all kinds of ways to serve the community.
Jan 31 2002
Check out other funny quotes on Quotes-Online.net.
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